bring ichorous flowers

sometimes i think about how i’m terminally stupid, like when i reached to pick up my headphones just now so i could put them on and got briefly confused before realizing i was already wearing them

all while audio was already coming through them.

recently i updated the little ‘preferred name’ field in the at-work clock-in app we use where i work to reflect my girl name and i just kinda did that on a whim, but i guess in some form or another this ended up spreading to literally everyone there and at bare minimum all of an hour later or so i had people asking me how i’d like it pronounced and if shortenings are alright and it they just kinda aggressively started running w/ it w/ no direct input on my part, which is nuts. i tell people they’re not obligated to call me anything specifically if they don’t want and it’s fine if they slip up, but i’ve been told by multiple people that they’d prefer to call me what makes me the most comfortable

also one of the front of house girls said she had a bunch of extra scrunchies she could give me since she noticed i liked wearing them to pull my curly mane of hair back. not sure how to feel right now. it’s odd but not in a bad way

wcdonaldo:

wcdonaldo:

that page of the transgirl romance comic where she kisses her hand and her hair while affirming her gender identity is so good I am not kidding it would be so wildly effective on me, I think I would entirely melt if this was done to me, just immediately become putty in their hands

(source)

this would either fix me or give you full access to make me worse. this shit unlocks creative mode

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nendocris:

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the year is 2023. i am playing runescape

pixelartjourney:

Out of a Fairytale

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i still have image issues in regards to myself and i still hold that i look like dogshit in pictures hence why i don’t ever post pics (my mom says she’s the same way) but there’s absolutely small things stacking up that make me glad that i’m trans and i figured it out and have taken these steps

got my first actual dress in the mail today, it’s a nice and casual turquoise skater dress that hangs off the shoulders a bit and even has pockets. got it from torrid

it feels nice to wear something form-fitting like that and be reaffirmed that i’m 100% girlshaped and there’s distinct reasons why i’m read as a girl now. it’s good to have something directly demonstrate to me in that regard

bettalbimarginata:

nat-20s:

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

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virgil-sanders-the-gay-emo:

Which embalming fluid looks the most delicious? (Names are from left to right)

Introfiant

Metasyn

Syncav

Jaundofiant

Metaflow

Plasdopake

Pls reblog if u vote :)

I was so dedicated to this meme that I went on the embalming fluid website to figure out the names of the chemicals that were too blurred to read

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genderoutlaws:

ALT

Vintage advertisement for Alex In Wonderland, a gay bar in New York City | c. 1984

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battlekitty:

joseph: hermit purple..!! we have to take a picture of dio..!!!!

dio in his stupid mansion:

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acridrainshowers:

acridrainshowers:

fantasy idea: kiln trolls

species of troll that breathes fire and does a lot of pottery making in their society. they value members who are able to keep their flame going for long periods of time at a measured output instead of going full-bore because restraint is better for accurately firing something off in a kiln. they have ash-stained tusks and regularly engage in tearing off chunks of dried wood and bark with their teeth so they can swallow it if they know they’re going to be breathing fire for a while coming up and want the extra fuel to help them along

in my head i imagine that they might be a society of trolls that ends up accomplishing metalworking fairly early compared to others considering their ability to better smelt ore down and probably end up making bloomeries and other things of the sort. being well-equipped to provide your own fires opens a lot of avenues.

also in my head i imagine that when they get wounded they end up cauterizing the areas w/ their own fire so it’s not uncommon to see older/rougher trolls with like cauterized patches on themselves as war-wounds with stories attached to them

i like to imagine that some of the more ‘active’ ones have wisps of smoke constantly trailing out of their mouths and maybe aren’t trusted with firing off clay since they can’t keep that under control. not that everyone needs to be able to do that, it’s just a sign that one of them is better suited to like. other tasks. maybe actually heating up and melting down ore, as previously noted. i see them as like living furnaces/kilns in their own right but mixed w/ like troll mythology

also my headcrafting about the idea of kiln trolls reminds me that those insane scandinavian professors are putting out dominions 6 by the end of the year and sources i have who are in closed testing right now are excited by the changes and additions